I'm living life on the edge

I bought this cantaloupe at Walmart on Wednesday.

Now I've been told to destroy it.  (Not trash it.  Destroy it.)  I'm going to eat it because:

1) Cantaloupes are my favorite melon.
2) Melons are #3 on my list of favorite fruits.
3) Melons are a terrible thing to waste.
4) If there is any salmonella it's on the rind, not in the part that I will eat.
5) Just to be sure, I washed it with Dawn antibacterial dish washing liquid and warm water.
6) Hey!  I paid a $1.50 for it.

If my logic is flawed Justine will post which room at Bon Secours St. Francis Hospital that you can send flowers to.

Comments

[pops]

And how exactly are you supposed to "destroy" such a thing?

Incineration or simple carpet bombing?

[Chuck Boyd]

That's a picture of the recent full moon..right?

[Margaret]

It would be easy for me to destroy a cantaloupe since I can't stand them. However, you are probably be asked to destroy it as a CYA move. Bon appetit!