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Your tax dollars at work
A study funded by the National Institutes of Mental Health and the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism discovered something shocking - Men are clueless. Crap. I could have told the researchers that for free. Evidently men often confuse friendly non-verbal cues with cues for sexual interest. In guy-speak that means that she smiled at you and you thought that she'd like to go to bed with you. Less widely reported is that men are more clueless than you would think. Sometimes a woman smiles at a man because she really does want to go to bed with him and he thinks that she's just being friendly.
For the record, if you are a single female and want to have your way with me make your intention clear from the git-go and use small words. "Let's go back to my place/your place/the hotel and have hot, sweaty, monkey sex" is guaranteed to get my attention.
April 13, 2008 | Permalink
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Nice blog. Straight-talk is the way to go.
Posted by: Sexkitten at Apr 13, 2008 3:45:48 PM
Damn that was quick.
You're getting results already.
Posted by: pops at Apr 13, 2008 5:43:57 PM
Does that apply to compliments directed at your pets?
Woman strolling by: "What a handsome dog!"
Nice Mike: "Why yes, I'd love to have dinner with you!"
*wink*
Posted by: Jumpy Girl at Apr 13, 2008 8:52:14 PM
JG, Champ is definitely a chick magnet but not in the way I was hoping for. Women flirt with him, not with me. It's either that or I'm really, really bad at picking up on signals.
Posted by: Mike at Apr 13, 2008 10:19:25 PM
Clueless isn't the half of it!
I tend to go out of my way NOT to smile at men just for that reason.
Now, every man that I know thinks I'm a bitch (which I'm not) but I've come to the conclusion that it is waaaayy better to have men avoid you because of your "supposed" bitchiness then to have them:
A. make fun of you because "you like them"
B. point you out to their friends
C. speculate about your cup size
D. stare openly at your breasts
E. accidentally brush up against you...
Do you see where I'm going with this?
Clueless, indeed.
Posted by: Teresa at Apr 14, 2008 7:20:02 PM
